"Marry the Night" is about taking a Shit

You're not a baby. Eat the damn Cherrios. Wait, your name is Gaga isn't it.

     Yes, I know I haven't done this in a while, I can explain.  I won't though, we're going to table that noise.  I'll come back to it in a future post, or not, no one's reading this anyway.
     Right now let's talk about a song that's been out for awhile now.  "Marry the Night", I've heard it a few times, on the radio and youtube.
     If you listen, it sounds fairly straight forward; some dumb bitch gets ready and goes out to party her brains out, and if she's lucky some guy sprays his Cherrios all over her face and shoulder.

     Well, that shizz is all wrong. If you didn't read the title then spoiler alert!!

"Marry the Night" is about taking a shit!

This was not hard to find at all.

I'm right and I'll prove it by breaking down the lyrics of the song. Read and learn y'all. 

THE LYRICS

     Here we go guys. First off, I got these lyrics off of some faggot lyric website. One of those one's that I'm pretty sure is just for teenage girls and young boys experimenting a little too freely with emoticons.

     Anyway, lets look at the first set.

I'm gonna marry the night

I won't give up on life

I'm a warrior queen

Live passionately tonight

So "marry the night" means taking a dump. Right off the bat we know she's needs to hit the bricks. The next three lines are all about how bad this dump is. She's not going to give up her plans because of this shit. Gaga's gotta get out and live her life. 

I'm gonna marry the dark

Gonna make love to the stark

I'm a soldier to my own emptiness

I am a winner

She's going to fill up the bowl, and empty her bowels and she'll feel just like new!

She looks like what her song means.

I'm gonna marry the night

I'm gonna marry the night

I'm gonna marry the night

I'm gonna marry the night

I'm not gonna cry anymore

I'm gonna marry the night

Leave nothing on these streets to explore

m-m-marry m-m-marry m-m-marry the night

oh m-m-marry m-m-marry m-m-marry the night

     So right here Lady is seriously peeing out of her butt. It's painful but she's not gonna cry about it, and when she's done, they'll be nothing left inside. 

     The rest of the song, as you now know, is very artsy toilet humor. The video for the song is worse than shit. LG really has the last laugh because the video is the product of the lyrics. She writes about taking a shit, then shows it to us for 14 minutes. Watch and tell me you don't agree. 

TL;DR, Fuck you.