I saw a pack of Condoms and I thought how great it would be to leave a bunch around campus in all the labs casting suspicion on all the labby science turds that work there. Then I saw the price of those things. No way was that little plan gonna happen. It would cost me hundreds of dollars and deprive a ton of other people safe sex.
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| I don't know what this has to do with anything but when he dies his casket is going to look like an overstuffed briefcase. |
Guys and gals are buying these condoms all the time, and this really got me thinking. Why are guys buying condoms? As movies and countless comedians have told us, its the gals that decide whether or not sex is going to happen. Soooo shouldn't it be the women who buy them? I mean girls go to the pharmacy to get birth control, they should get the condo's while they're out.
When you think about it, if a guy grabs a condom while with a girl he met at the club all it says to her is: "I was prepared for you to be a slut." The best part is that the girl appreciates it.
The ladies have got us gentlemen everyone knows it and no one cares because we're all worried about finding Osama.
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