OFFEST

"Its really a tapestry of shit"
     -J Saw, Feb. 2011 on what Offest is.

In a tradition started in 2007 by Bryan and I in my dorm room, every Thursday, friends gather round to watch the comedy on NBC. Besides being paid off by NBC cause this blog is just sooo popular, I thought this would be a great topic to write about...because it's Thursday.

It started small and with one show, The Office, hence the name Offest. Today its a three hour long TV watching, food eating, socializing event. Most everyone has alliances to different shows so people are coming and going.

The run down kinda goes like this:

Alexa: She pops up for The Office and 30 Rock unless she's told cheese is going to be there.

Brett: No allegiance, doesn't watch a thing. He actually dislikes the shows and usually looks down on everyone dubbing us "Corporate fag-bags."

Bryan: Watches it all, usually ends the night with bleeding eyes.

Emma: This baby gurl is loyal for 2.5 hours until "Outsourced", but its not the shows fault she just hates the smell the TV gives off when so many Indian people are on it. I hate that they stand on our TV.

Greg: In and out. Mostly present just to take J Saw's seat and talk about God while people like Bryan are trying to forget Him.

J Saw: Like Bryan, watches it all, but his eyes don't bleed, his anus does. He's constantly digging into the seat with his butt.

Katie:  Same as Alexa but replace "cheese" with "Bryan".

Mason: If he hears about free food he's totally there. He won't sit though, he'll just stand in front of the TV and the front door will be wide open for some reason.

Tommy: Watches the cool shows, while wearing a leather jacket and sitting on his running motorcycle. Revving it up during Tina Fey's lines in 30 Rock.

Now you know that J Saw doesn't know what the literal meaning of tapestry is.