My Valentine's excuse

So I haven't updated in a couple of days because of Valentine's. I wanted to prepare for the worst and since I know girls tend to tear you up more mentally  than physically. So I decided to hot box myself each day for five days until Valentine's.

Side note: "Hot boxing" is taking a shower directly after someone poops...my definition.
Side note part 2: Don't Google image "Hot Boxing" cause it gets real gay around page 3.

In the end I didn't need to because Emma (my REAL girlfriend) believed my "hot boxing makes you forget balentimes day" excuse.   She did get angry at "balentimes" though, and called me out on sounding like an immigrant child. Which brings me to the topic of today: Love....

I had to search "weed hippie weed"
to find this.

JK


I'm not a bisexual weed chomping hippie so I won't be talking about love unless it's about how love's become the longest battle of the sexes game in history.

Well, thats it for me. I know I didn't get anywhere today but I feel accomplished. (insert political joke here)