Mason phrom Memphis

Mason, not drunk at all.

I met Mason last year. He's an alright guy I guess. He just never seems to be around when the other roommates and I are trying to figure out who clogged the toilet after trying to flush the Kotex pads they just used to wipe.

Sex: M
Orientation: He's so straight it's a little gay.
Age: 17?!
Race: He's that kind of white that uses all the advantages of being white. I know that's a real color too because I've been using it as an infiltration technique for years.
Fav Pastime: Kicking things, punching things, spitting on things, rubbing on things, slapping things, pointing at Asians, not using the internet, and making a mess.
What he likes in a woman: "Tits, man."
Catchphrase: "Tits, man."
Biggest Mistake: He started baking a pan of 40 pizza rolls at 2 a.m. and fell asleep. Everyone awoke to the smell of smoke only to find that someone had burned J Saw's pizza rolls. Obviously J Saw was blamed and has been stuffing skid marked Kotex down the toilets and blaming Mason ever since. Just so you understand this, J Saw has been pooping, then wiping with Kotex pads, out of spite.
Favorite Song: Some weird shit no one likes nor cares to ask him about and Linkin Park. (click that link if you want to see something more dumb than anything I've written here.)
on MySpace?: a doi. He uses it mostly to look at black girls with thick, THICK, legs.