J Saw: He was totally arrested once.

Seeing as this is an ongoing series that I started with my second post, it should go on then right.

Anyway, Jordan, or as people in my circle call him, "J Saw", has known me for awhile but that doesn't mean he's any better than Bryan. He may actually be worse, well his pictures are anyway.

J Saw after being photo shopped in to ruin a perfectly good photo.

I could go on for hours showing picture after terrible picture but if I do J Saw won't lick doorknobs for me when he's sick anymore.

Sex: M, although he's been writing "yes please!" on his scantrons for years.
Orientation: Straight, unless you question it or make him an offer with your butt. (males only)
Age: 22...maybe
Race: Aryan
Fav Pastime: Plays "Clue Jr." alone a lot, and a game he made called "Poop" in his room...also alone.
What he likes in a woman: He likes the part when he finds out they're a man.

J Saw being a Muppet.

Catchphrase: "I would assume..." followed by something that no one should assume like: "...your fathers stool is much less bloodier than mine.", "...black people didn't have to fear the Nazi's." , "...once we've domesticated women, like we did cats and dogs, their periods will stop, just like cats and dogs."
Biggest Mistake: Tried to invent the Dillinger Condom for extra small men. When asked why he wanted to invent it, his answer to the question started with the phrase: "Men like myself..."
Favorite Song: Its more a favorite album which is "NOW Thats What I Call Music Volume 1". Also claims the NOW series sold out after that.
on Myspace?: Yeah, he likes the gaudiness and urban Hispanic people.

Thats all on J Saw. You now know everything you need to know about Jordan to ask him out and make him happy forever.