Greg is like 40 years old, he can so buy you beer

When asked what his
favorite butt plug was
Greg gladly showed it.

In my final roommate profile I've got Greg. G-dog is like a wine that doesn't get better with age, so I guess he's more like milk.

Sex: M, he's way too muscular to be female. If he was a woman though he'd be just right for J Saw.
Orientation: Closet heterosexual.
Age: Methuselah performed his circumcision so what does that tell you.
Race: Cracka
Fav pastime: Taking showers. I honestly think he only works out and does Judo and Jiu-Jitsu just for the shower after.
What he likes in a woman: I don't know, I don't think he likes women.
Catchphrase: Usually says "That's weird" after something that's completely normal such as: drinking milk out of the bowl after finishing cereal instead of putting it in the trash, watching popular movies, not talking about God, or being awake.
Biggest Mistake: Not learning what the word "weird" means.
Favorite Song: Its not really a song but he likes the CD commercial for all those Christian songs. Its the one where all the people have their hands in the air.
on Myspace?: Actually he's not...weird, I know.

Alright that's it. No more after this, I'm moving on now.