<--- This is Bryan here. He's one of my roommates/friends or whatever.
I took all day trying to figure out what to write today. I decided that putting a picture of one of my friends and detailing his stats like a baseball card would be totally fine. Then I decided that doing this for each of my roommates would be a great way to eat up the days until I figure out something cool to do.
Orientation: Not sure either way. Its more of a R.L. Stine choose your scare adventure book.
Age: 22 going on 60
Race: He lucked out and gets to put "White" on his TCAPS
Fav Pastime: "Steppen on PUZZZY!"
What he Likes in a Woman: He likes the period blood part.
Catchphrase: "If you wanna make my panty drop you better make that titty pop! BITCH!!"
Biggest Mistake: He called this black kid a Jew for not paying a full dollar for a Skittles at the concession stand. Then looked at the mother and said: "What I didn't say he was acting niggardly."
Favorite Song: Its a tie between this and this.
on MySpace?: Obviously. When buying tickets for "The Social Network" he said: "Two for that Myspace movie, Tom's a cutie."
Well thats it. Tomorrow I'll give another entirely true profile of one of my other roommates.
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