Brett isn't from Ohio, Ohio is from Brett

Sunburn on a typical
winter day

Brett is the only friend I have that is from out of state. JK he's not my friend. His choice mostly. All the Ginger Genocide jokes seem to fall on deaf ears. Anyway here's his profile.

Sex: M
Orientation: Straight, but don't put him in a room alone with J Saw cause he starts to hear this in his head.
Age: 21, looks older though because of the scorched earth policy the Sun has with his face.
Race: Ginger

Double pointing at the two
men who stole their shirts.

Fav Pastime: He would tell you Soccer but I'm going to tell you it's throwing bread rolls filled with mustard at old people and kids while yelling "Eat what you smell like!"
What he likes in a woman: I actually asked him the other day. The convo went a little like this:
TOM: "Brett, I bet you would love a smart woman, huh?"
BRETT: "You know Tommy, I would. It's too bad there aren't any like that."
Then we laughed for hours before I tucked him into the slime pod all Ohioan's come in.
Catchphrase: "Get head or get money." Which, by the way, he writes in blood on the upstairs bathroom every night, but whats worse is he denies it each night with his second catchphrase; "If I did it then why do my genitalia have puncture wounds?" Thats when I turn away real fast cause he rips off his tear-away pants.
Biggest Mistake: He head butted this Asian girl for saying "Caveat emptor" after having an abortion. Ever since China has been buying American bonds just waiting for us to renege on the payback...dammit Brett.
Fav Song: He LOVES Roberta Gold
on MySpace?: Not since Tom and him had a falling out after Brett created UrFace. The website that lets you upload your friends profiles giving the creator the power to make his own friends and literally become God. That last bit sounds like a stretch but ask yourself, who answers "what?" after you've said "Jesus!"