Titles don't have to make sense

I hate that the first two words of my blog are "I hate". It's too bad cause I really wish I could do something about that.

I'm not a fan of blogs, actually I'm not a fan of the word "blog" it's got a shitty sound to it. Blogs also tend to attract the kind of people who like to tell you that they write a blog and that "you should totally read it." I'm left thinking why should I want to read what you think about Darfur, I would hope that you would think it was awful. I doubt your blog says:

Darfur

pretty cool i guess...

Now I would sound all cool and anti-blog if I wasn't writing one, but as an unemployed Journalist my skills would languish if I didn't use them and what better way than pour $45,000 worth of education in something that only my friends will read... maybe. This is hypocrisy in a nutshell y'all.

Being this is my first post I'll give a little info about myself. I'll do it in a bulleted list because numbered lists are for self important professors, socialists and bossy moms.

1. I don't know how to make bulleted lists work.
2. I'm the only guy in that picture. 
3. I think I'm really clever.

I can see myself looking back on this post in a year and thinking I was wicked cool or totes gay.